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I'm Tom. I live in Sydney, Australia and I'm 18 years old. I use this Tumblr to store things that make me laugh so that when I'm twenty-something I can look through it and laugh the whole time. I think this is what these were meant for. I'm sure if you went through it you'd laugh to because I am a brilliant human being andyou should respect that.
(Source: shitshilarious)
LMFAO
oh yeah i was just thinking “i need some random ass dude to tell me how i should present myself because i can’t do anything until i know how a dude feels about it.”
wait. no i fucking wasn’t.
(Source: einsteinonacid)
Oh my fucking god that is hilarious
(Source: iraffiruse)
oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID
(Source: gorgossium)
(Source: adamfaulkners)
(Source: iraffiruse)
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
(Source: polldoll)
(Source: legit-humor)